Its On Like Donkey's Dong

(Yes, I know that's incorrect)

So...yesterday was a triumph of fitness and nutrition greatness BUT, today comes with a new challenge. I'll be going on an overnighter and I'm going to try to keep it healthy. I had a protien smoothie for a morning tide me over and I'm going to try to have a healthy early lunch before I get on my flight at this joint. Hopefully I can survive. I just realized I forgot my stevia...what the mother f@ck am I going to do?

Fire in the Hole!!

Trust me when I say that what I did in this room was not the work of a gentleman.

Its January 2nd, the final day of being unhealthy. I have a long drive home so I decided to hit Pea Soup Andersen's for a breakfast of split pea soup, eggs, sausage, hot cakes, and coffee. Its fitting that this place is a truck stop because it felt like an 18 wheeler was coming out of my ass when I visited the 'gentleman's room'.

The Last Year of the Human Race...thank God!

There she is bitches....large and in charge, 2012.  2012 is the year I get serious and declare war on my fat gut.  I plan on getting off to a great start today by eating tons of food and getting shitfaced at a family party.  I plan on posting some goals for 2012 so I've got something to track myself but right now, motivation is low, aggression is high, and I want to get to the beer drinkin and football watchin phase of the day.

Happy New Years Gut Chronicles fans....Happy freaking new year!