Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Nihow Bitches!

Gut Chronicles Shanghai edition!  The Chinese gov't wanted me to get my ass over here to show these folks how to throw up massive amounts of weight and blast their biceps, so who am I to refuse?

As America's fitness guru to the people of China, I have one initial question...what the fuck is a Kilogram?  I heard that term once when I watched Miami Vice 20 years ago but other than that, no clue. By the way, look at the weight stack in this picture?  What the hell?  Are we lifting weights here or trying to do calculus people?  No wonder the Chinese are better at math than we are. DANG!!!

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