Monday Blahs...

It was a dreary morning on the SART and I had a pretty stiff wind in me face on the ride in.  Serena is as dirty as a Bangkok hooker and she needs a bath but she did her job and got me to work on time.  I found out this weekend that the guy who's been busting my nuts about being in the OC Half Marathon isn't going to run even though he paid the fee so I'm glad I never paid and won't be running.

The nutrition front was quite grim this weekend and I have a business trip so I'm looking to just stay even most of this week and hopefully find some inspiration for when I get back

On a brighter note, the Dodgers are on a roll and show no signs of slowing down.  I should make a committment to do 20 push ups for every run they score and 50 for every win they have.  That way I can add to my already ripped physique and impress the ladies even more.

Hot Afternoon Update!

See that tin of 50 small sized Altoids?  I just ate like 35 of them.  When I say I just ate 35 of them, I mean like just now, not over the course of the past couple of hours, but I just downed 35 mini Altoids in under a minute.

I'm like a walking, talking, fresh mint smelling Cathy cartoon with huge pipes and a giant hog.

Hold me

To String Or Not To String

I couldn't ride to work today because of rain and there isn't much going on so I was just sitting here having some string cheese for breakfast and wondered if its healthy.  Well, turns out string cheese is healthy!  Low in calories and packed with protein, vitamin A, B12, and zinc.  According to my internet machine, its the perfect on the go snack!  POW!  I bet a string cheese dipped in spirulina and then coated with caccao infused goji berries would be insanely healthy.  Sure, that concoction would tastes like a gorilla's asshole, but just think about the health benefits!

On another note, you know what isn't healthy?  The half gallon of bubblegum ice cream I powered down last night while watching the Dodger game.