Showing posts with label calories. Show all posts
Showing posts with label calories. Show all posts
Saturday, June 30, 2012
Bring it On
Last night I took the wife to some trendy restaurant and ate wild caught fish and locally grown stone fruit salads and whatnot. It was really cool but I'm guessing the caloric intake wasn't anywhere close to what I should be eating. Now here's where the problems always start. Last night was a foodfest. Tonight, I'll be having choripan (pictured above) and some beverages. Knowing I'm going to be pigging out, I should make a conscious effort to eat VERY healthy all day right? Well, its a gorgeous day, I'm feeling good, and I can already tell there won't be much healthy food on this fine Saturday because I'm playing that stupid game we all play where I say to myself "Well, last night I blew it and tonight I know I'm going to blow it, so I might as well just live large and I'll get back on it tomorrow or Monday." We all know this is a pointless exercise yet we still do it. Why? I don't know and I'm not going to try to explain, I'm just going to probably go buy a huge breakfast burrito and choke it down. So there.
I sound like a chick. Hold me.
Friday, June 22, 2012
What The Hell Is That Stuff?
I was at the store yesterday and I saw an end cap display of this giant can of Nacho Cheese Sauce. 6.62 fucking pounds of that shit. Now don't get me wrong, I've had more than my share of that stuff back in the day but as I sat there looking at this can of orange goo, I wondered what the hell it really is. Well here's the answer:
I couldn't find the answer. I could find that it contains virtually zero nutritional value, 80 calories per 1/4 cup and 6 grams of fat, and tons of sodium.
Anyone know what the hell that shit is?
Thursday, June 21, 2012
Lunchtime Musings
My youngest and I discussing the health benefits of the turkey sandwich I had for lunch yesterday....
Monday, May 7, 2012
The Low-down on the Gut
I was at a fund raiser carnival thing yesterday at my kid's school and while I was waiting in line for a sno-cone, one of my friends walked up to me holding a deep fried chimichanga and said hi. After talking for a minute or two, he smacked me on the gut and said "Hey man, what's this, I thought you had this big workout thing going? You're starting to look like me!" (as he patted his own prominent beer gut with the hand that wasn't holding the massive chimichanga). I explained to him that while I do workout on a very regular basis and with great vigor, you're pretty much not going to make any real progress unless you stop putting so much food and drink in your mouth. This fact, that I thought was known to everyone, seemed to surprise my buddy.
Bottom line is, the science is in and there is no way anyone's going to lose weight unless they stop eating so much...me included unfortunately. Some good points are made in this article from a Dr. at the Mayo Clinic (http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/weight-loss/AN01619).:
"The key to weight loss is burning more calories than you consume. Because 3,500 calories equals about 1 pound (0.45 kilogram) of fat, you need to burn 3,500 calories more than you take in to lose 1 pound. So if you cut 500 calories from your diet each day, you'd lose about 1 pound a week (500 calories x 7 days = 3,500 calories)."Obviously, this is no shocking news to anyone but its important to just do the simple math. 3,500 calories is one pound. I'd say the average workout for most people is roughly 500 calories burned. So if you just bust out the old calculator, you'll note that fewer (and better) calories means a hell of a lot more than exercise if you're just considering weight loss. Some food for thought below (pun intended):
- One can of coke is roughly 155 calories. Say you have one of those babies per day, that's 1,085 calories or a little less than 1/3 of a pound per week added to your panza just for having one soft drink per day
- Chick Fil A - my favorite fast food by a mile and, as far as fast food goes, much healthier than other fast food joints. One #5 (12 nuggets, small fry, and a medium coke) is 960 calories. Three of those adds a pound to your fat ass or if you look at it another way, it takes two full cardio workouts (for most people) to burn off one of those delicious badboys.
- Just going to have a salad you say? A grilled chicken Caesar salad at Chilis is 680 calories. That's not very healthy...never mind the 22 grams of fat and a heart stopping 1,500 grams of sodium in that badboy.
- My buddie's chimichanga you ask? According to my internet machine, there are 425 calories in a regular chimichanga. The forearm sized chimi that my buddy was about to down was probably the size of three regular chimichangas so, even though they are delish, you're looking at three days of cardio to burn off that one chimi.
- Last but not least, our good buddy In-N-Out. My usual, the #3 (Double double, fries, and a big coke) - Hold on to your hats and glasses folks because this $hit's about to get real! 1,265 calories. Roughly three cardio workouts or a little over 1/3 pound straight to the old boilermaker.
Here's another good article on the subject: http://technorati.com/lifestyle/article/best-healthy-weight-loss-plan-diet/
This concludes our lecture on the painfully obvious
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