As I've mentioned before, May is National Bike Month so to support this auspicious occasion, I tried to bike as much as possible over the last week. For instance, in the past six days, I've only been INSIDE a car two times (haven't driven) and have traveled less than five miles total via automobile. Everything else has been on my glorious bicycle, Serena.
Over the past six days I estimate I've traveled over 70 miles on my bike. 70 miles seems like a lot to me but when you consider the average stage in the Tour de France is roughly 100 miles and those juiced up freaks do a stage nearly every day, I guess its not all that much. Screw them though, they're all cheating drug users so my 70 miles in a week is awesome...far superior to the Tour de Farce.
Other interesting facts about my week of cycling:
- Showers taken - 23
- Pairs of jeans worn - 2 (yeah, you read that right..only two)
- Gallons of nut sweat generated - 43.8
- Times I've stood up from a seated position and said "Whoooaaa Nelly m'legs are sore" - 9,823
- Number of bugs consumed - 51