Monday, July 25, 2011

Day 21: Contest on Gut Chronicles!

I realized this morning as I started my ride into work that I've had my bike for a few months now and I still haven't named her. For most folks, having a no-name bike is no big deal but for me, its a huge problem because I pretty much name everything I own. So, I've decided I need a name for me bike. Currently the front runners are 'Black Beauty', 'Hobo Hassler', 'SARTmaster General', and just plain old 'Turbo'. Since I'm still undecided on the name for my bike, I thought I'd ask my legions of loyal fans (approx 10 people) to weigh in and suggest names. So, there's my bike above. She's a Specialized Crosstrail with an attached Topeak Explorer bike rack and Topeak MTX Explorer bike bag with fully expandable dual panniers capable of holding all my crap (towel, computer, clothes, shoes, lunch, etc.). Essentially, she's a steel framed honey with 24 speeds of 'once you go black, you never go back' greatness. Now name my bike!

On the Quest for Thunderlips front, I'm in town this entire week so I'm dead set on lots of exercise and perfect nutrition. Being home for a full week is a rarity for me so I want to make the most of it. On top of that, my pants are starting to feel a bit loose and I don't feel like I'm going to die every time I ride to work. I think this program is starting to pay off. Who ever would have guessed that not eating like a pig every day and working out would make you lose weight? CRAZY!

ps. I realize I keep getting the day number screwed up but its hard to keep track. What am I, a human f*cking calculator? Leave me alone.


  1. The Thunderlips Greasy Ball Slapper

  2. That has a nice flair to it. Excellent "Tom Slick" re-tread too