I was tapped for lunch yesterday by the boss and as the day progressed it became clear that today will be a suckfest of meetings and me dancing like a monkey for 'business partners'. Since I won't have time to spend crafting a wonderful post on what I ate last night and what my nads feel like, I'll be trying rapid fire posting throughout the day. POW POW! Like Chuck Norris, just coming at you like an out of control barrage of fists and feet! The spell check will be off and the action will be ON! Time to duct tape your ass shut so your poop chute doesn't blow out from excitement!