I just had Indian food for lunch and had a couple helpings of Tikka Masala that had copious amounts of what I thought was tofu...nice healthy tofu. To my unpleasant surprise, after eating about 35 pounds of this stuff, I found out it was cheese. My tum-tum is extremely grumbly right now and I'm not feeling so great. It would be a massive understatement to say I ate a lot of cheese. Its a horrible feeling to know that any second, this stuff is going to come shooting out of my ass like a bright orange fountain. I'm frightened and sad and I want to be held.