I'm on my way to golf this am and I had a massive hankering for a Breakfast Jack from Jack in the Box but alas, I was driving on the wrong side of the tracks and there was no Jack. I decided to stop at the shittiest place I could find so I stopped at this joint that's called 'Autentica Birria' from what I can tell. I ordered a breakfast burrito, and the chick working behind the counter literally laughed at me, said something in Spanish, held up one finger, then went and got a woman who I can only assume is nicknamed 'Big Mamma'. I told her to bring me a breakfast burrito at once and now I'm waiting for it while watching some cartoon about a duck that's in Spanish. Wish me luck.
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