Saturday, August 11, 2012
Scared'em All Away
This morning the weight room at the gym was completely packed until I walked in and everyone got the hell out because they were embarrassed by my iron pumping awesomeness. That's how I remember it, lets just move on.
As you can see, I was the only person at the gym interested in working on the pipes this morning so I had a nice workout, used all of the equipment, farted out loud, whooped and hollered whenever I wanted, and behaved like an unruly child. It was awesome!
I felt that I was required to go to the gym this morning because my dinner last night was one of my Grandmother's old recipes and I'm guessing it was five or six thousand calories (Below)